A lupine metalhead bragged loud and clear that there is no music so brutal, so loud, or so hard that it could possibly scare him.
Von Davidicus, being Von Davidicus, was only too happy to put that to the test.
Personally, I enjoyed In A Metal Mood by Pat Boone (which I later learned was never released on vinyl, only CD. Whoops). Some of it was kickass, some of it was just okay, and some of it—like the particular track they're listening to—had me in stitches.