I Have A Garklein...

...and I'm not afraid to use it. Art by Mike Furry

Mike Furry did this for me at Vancoufur 2015, and I find this badge kind of significant because while my previous Blockflute Bard badge identified me only as such, this one establishes that I, Mr. Initial Man, am The Blockflute Bard.

And yes, I did ask for such an evil grin. I am, after all, holding the infamous Earsplitter.